Thursday, May 01, 2008

why are there so many songs about rainbows?

thank you edsbs.

Monday, April 28, 2008

It begins...

i've missed you so much.

Thursday, April 24, 2008

Alone with my castle

Its traveling season again and tonight I find myself in Fenton, Missouri. The weather and scenery are really nice, but that's not what this is about. Next door to my hotel is a White Castle!

I've only eaten White Castle in my life and the experience left me a little ill. Diggler and I were only able to eat 2 each (Cartmen had 16). Anywho, that was before a movie added to the food chains credibility... at least for entertainment purposes, so I felt obliged to try the food one more time. So here is my opinion of what I ordered:

The Classic White Castle Burger - the original, finished in two bites, was good with both and without ketchup.
The Cheese Burger - just as good as the original, but with the greasy goodness of government grad cheese
The Jalepeno Cheese Burger - little chopped up peices of jalepeno make it a spicy, yet flavorful snack for anytime, day or night
French Fries - nothing to write home about, but good enough to include in a blog entry
Chicken Rings - a miracle of the processed food era, these donuts of poultry taste fantastic... mainly if you add honey mustard (no BBQ sauce at this location) and the perfect end to a well balanced meal

Of course it may have helped that I was drinking a local beer - Schlafley No. 15 - a bitter, strangley refreshing brew. Then again, I beleive a great Burger Shack employee said it best: "if there's one thing I've learned, it's that if you're craving White Castle, the burgers here just don't cut it. In fact, just thinking about those tender little White Castle burgers with those little, itty-bitty grilled onions that just explode in your mouth like flavor crystals every time you bite into one... just makes me want to burn this motherfucker down. Come on, Pookie, let's burn this motherfucker down!"


Tuesday, April 22, 2008

our worst fears have been confirmed

maybe a joke for 4/20?

wizardry and nooses.

No soup for you.

Tuesday, April 08, 2008

grand central

google just bought up a new company that looks to make some waves in the phone industry. it makes it so that you can link all your phones to a single number that you can pull from the service just like an email address. you can then set up call screening and voicemail for all of your phone numbers and have them deliver messages by time of day or week.

takeaway: you can set it up so you cant get calls before 10 on saturday morning or on drinking nights, and you dont have to carry more than one phone.

if only it had the power to stop drunk dials it would be golden.

Grand Central

Monday, April 07, 2008

out of the army

my active time was about 9 months longer than anticipated, but my inactive reserve time passed with no excitment. i am now fully out of the military's inactive reserve system.


Thursday, April 03, 2008

night of the lepus

could this be the location of the rabbit wrangler??

thank you brother's siy

-for letting me sleep on you couch and play sega.
and of course for this beautiful tshirt.

Wednesday, March 12, 2008

60 car pileup

In a scene that previously only could have come out of a michael bay movie, abu dhabi had a 60 vehicle pileup that included atleast 6 buses. if there is video of this i guaran-damn-tee that there is a fox commercial coming up. it will probably air right after when animals attack 15.