Pardon me while I whip this out

So last Friday (2/2/07) I got a group together for my annual dose of Spike & Mike's Sick and Twisted Festival of Animation. For the past couple of years I have been getting groups together to grab some beers and laughs while watching crude, lascivious, and often violent cartoons. This year the group was made up of myself, Michelle (my bu), Lindsey, Shan, Megan, Kacie, and Anthony. Before every show, the hosts like to get the crowd involved and riled up for the coming craziness. When they asked for volunteers from the audience, I was pushed out of my seat toward the stage... by my girlfriend. Now that's love.

I'm a veteran, so I knew what was coming would be perverse. In the past the volunteers played games like ring toss onto the giant inflatable penis, eat the pie from between the thighs, or just flat out shotgun some beers (which I lost last year due to technicalities.... grrrrr, makes Cody angy to think of it). Well, we were at the early show, so people weren't as drunk as they should have been (I slammed my first beer on the way to the stage). The total number of volunteers from a nearly full theater was 2, me and this older lady. The game that was picked for us to play was tug-a-war. "Simple and childish " you may say? True, but in this case we could only use our thighs to hold the tether and instead of a rope, they had a 20" double-headed rubber dildo. How did it go? I won of course! See for yourself:

I found out on Monday that a friend of mine was in the audience that I didn't see. She took video of the event and that's how I got the proof of my "victory"(?). Afterwards, the show started, beers were consumed, and laughs were had by all. For my exploits I was given 2 sets of free passes to the Drafthouse... which will only lead to more posts like this no doubt. Dr. Tran better watch out...

there's another action star handing out American Dickings. Rocco's in town!